At the request of the amazing erinkenobi2893, I’ve decided to post this Avengers fan fiction I wrote a while back. It’s quite long (twenty-eight pages) so it’s going to be split into quite a few parts. I hope that you will all enjoy it!
*DISCLAIMER: This story is based off of the end of The Avengers. There are illusions to spoilers for said movie, so read with caution, but most are not major. Thor: The Dark World, Iron Man 3, and Captain America: The Winter Soldier, are not taken into account, and have not been watched by the author. That said, enjoy.
“I can’t believe this,” Fury muttered, pacing back and forth behind his desk. “I just can’t believe this.”
“Of all the stupid things…” Stark growled. He turned to face Thor getting right up in his face. “If you hadn’t been so stupid—”
“Guys,” Cap interrupted, putting a hand on Stark’s arm. “Really. That doesn’t matter now. And, Stark, you may want to remember that Thor’s stronger than you when you’re not suited up. Just a thought.” Stark turned around and plopped in a chair still grumbling to himself under his breath.
“Her last words were obviously meant to apply to Thor’s early statement,” Fury said, turning to face them. “You said that she didn’t look like she’d work for Loki, and you also said that she didn’t look like a threat, so when she said that looks can be deceiving, her meaning was clear. She works for Loki, and she is a threat.”
“Well, duh,” Stark snapped. “Anyone who goes riding off on a hovercraft thingy with Loki certainly works for him, and anyone who can morph into a tiger is a threat.”
Fury glared at him. “Stark, we need to cooperate to be able to figure all of this out. First off. Does anyone think they’d be able to fight at close range with a tiger?”
Hawkeye snorted. “Count me out.” Natasha nodded in agreement.
Cap shook his head. “I don’t think I could.”
Stark looked doubtful. “Possibly, but I’m not sure. Even in the suit, I’d be outweighed, and possibly outsized.”
“I might, but I doubt it,” Thor put in.
“You’re not going anywhere near that kid,” Stark growled, glaring in Thor’s direction. Cap put his hand on Stark’s arm, warning him.
“I think I could.”
Everyone turned to face Banner. He shrugged. “Well, if we’re talking about weight, the, uh, other guy would probably be a pretty good match for a tiger.”
Fury contemplated him. “The Hulk would probably be the best match,” he agreed slowly. “Are you sure you’d want to risk that, Banner?”
Banner shrugged again. “I don’t have much to lose.”
Fury nodded. “Well, then, if we have any concerns with the tiger, Banner will be the one to handle it. If needed all of the rest of you will help him. Got it?” Everyone nodded. “All right, let’s all take a break. All we can do now is try to figure out where Loki’s going to strike next, or wait for him to move.” He sighed. “Unfortunately, I think we’re going to have to use the second tactic.”
Interesting….
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Hehehe…
Next part is quite interesting. In the following parts the Avengers are just a bit naive…
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Naive is sweet. 😉
I think Iron Man has been picking on my boys… Connor is sitting in the living room scribbling at a drawing, and he normally only does that if he’s bored or upset. I may have to send both him and Cap to art lessons, just because…
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😀 Cap did a pretty good drawing of Stark Tower in one of the Avengers deleted scenes.
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Awesomesauce. I’m going to make him give me lessons. 😛
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I’m going to make Banner tutor me in physics and Stark give me computer/hacking lessons
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I’d probably fail miserably in physics class. I’m not fond of math. 😛
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Math is kind of easy for me. 😛 I prefer it to biology.
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Mmmm… I like horticulture.
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I just don’t care for dissections. 😀
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Oh, I feel you!!!
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We pretty much failed all of our dissections. Well, some went okay, but most were just sad.
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Ewwww… I know the feeling…
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And we got a defective frog, too. The earthworm was my favorite. It was the easiest. 😉
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A… defective frog?!
Yeah, and less disgusting, because people stomp ’em on the sidewalk all the time anyway…
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The dye was all messed up. 😛
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *dies from pure disgust*
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It wasn’t too bad, we just couldn’t find any parts cuz the dye was all in his legs. 😛
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Yuck!
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I wholeheartedly agree. 😉
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I have a question about the camping-out Avengers story… Should they use a tent or just be under the stars?
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Ah, poor Stark, I have to say under the stars. 😉
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Sounds great. 😉 Especially since they didn’t expect to camp out and ended up driving to a nearby town for a supply run in the morning. 😛 Which was probably Steve, Natasha, and Pepper…
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Hehehe, I’m dying to read this. 😉
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😛 I’m working on it, bit by bit…
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As long as you post it eventually, I can wait. 😉
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Okay. 🙂 I need to work more on it… but I’m talking to Iris. My dialogue… I’m not sure if I’m getting Cap and Tony right… and I desperately want to get them right because BROS BROS BROS, they’re my boys and I think they totally would be friends. X-P Even if they pick on each other all the time. 😛
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Hehe, maybe someday. In my head, they always have a little competitiveness going on, but they’re okay with each other.
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Yup. I think that’s how it should work, probably… I’ll just have to keep tweaking it.
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I’m sure it’ll be awesome. 🙂
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Thanks. 🙂 For some reason, I want to write this crackish thing with explosions and Pepper and Steve having to pull Tony out of an oil drum in the lab… *sigh* Also, Pepper is now (officially!) Steve’s commanding officer… ❤ Pepper is awesome. 😀
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*pouts* Not as awesome as Peggy. I saw this awesome meme where Doctor Who asks Cap if he needs a ride back to 1945. 😉
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POST IT POST IT POST IT!!!! 😀
Yeah… I just think Pepper is awesome because (other than Peggy) what other woman can you think of could handle the Avengers–and Fury–before breakfast and still look perfect? She’s like their awesome adoptive mom or protective elder sister and when sparks fly she’ll smooth things out between them (if she gets the chance.) At least, in my mind, she can. From seeing her in “Iron Man”, I’m pretty sure. X-D
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Well, I haven’t seen Iron Man, but Agent Hill does that awesomely. Which is now a word. 😉 But I don’t think you’ve seen her yet. I’ve just seen her in the Avengers.
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I just saw the Avengers over last night and the night before last because I have to work this afternoon… :’-( Please, don’t judge. I don’t really have a choice about working on Sundays. I wish I didn’t have to. Mom keeps saying that I can choose my hours after I’m trained, but I’m scared I won’t be able to. Please pray for me. (I can go to Mass still, so I hope we’ll be good to go…)
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Not judging, I totally get it. I’ll be praying for you, definitely! Woo, and you loved it… 😉
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Thanks. 🙂 And yes, I did. 😛
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