At the request of the amazing erinkenobi2893, I’ve decided to post this Avengers fan fiction I wrote a while back. It’s quite long (twenty-eight pages) so it’s going to be split into quite a few parts. I hope that you will all enjoy it!
*DISCLAIMER: This story is based off of the end of The Avengers. There are illusions to spoilers for said movie, so read with caution, but most are not major. Thor: The Dark World, Iron Man 3, and Captain America: The Winter Soldier, are not taken into account, and have not been watched by the author. That said, enjoy.
Loki shut off the small device and turned to Aila, a smirk on his face. “You’ve heard their plans. Do you think you can handle the Hulk?”
Aila rolled her eyes. “Are you trying to be funny? Yes, of course. I could kill him if you wanted me to.”
Loki smiled and shook his head. “No. I want you to appear close to the SHIELD building, in tiger form, of course. That should bring out the Hulk. I want you to give him a big run for his money, without killing him, which should, by what we heard, draw the other Avengers out. Then you’ll run to the warehouse, making sure they’re following you, and, as soon as you get in and you know they’re coming in, too, you hurry out the back door. Then I’ll handle the rest.”
Aila nodded. “Right.”
Loki smiled at her sweetly. “I hate to use you as bait, darling, but—” He reached his hand toward her cheek.
She rolled her eyes again and pushed his hand away. “Please, Loki, not now.” Not ever. “Are we going to start that plan right now?”
Loki nodded slowly, a grin spreading across his face. “Oh, yes.”
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“I’m really surprised you volunteered yourself,” Stark said as he and Banner messed around in the lab. “Hand me those tweezers, will you?”
Banner handed Stark the tweezers. “Me too. I guess I was right, though. The other guys is the best fit for a tiger.”
Stark shrugged. “You didn’t have to volunteer, but you did. That takes guts.”
“Something’s going to take even more,” Cap said from the doorway. “We’re all to go to the meeting room. Sounds like we’ve got a tiger sighting.”
A little of the color drained from Banner’s face. “All ready?”
Stark patted the doctor on the shoulder. “You’ll be fine. Let’s go.”
They met the other Avengers in the meeting room, which they’d basically claimed as their own by now. Fury glanced at Banner. “Cap told you?” he asked. Banner nodded. “We’ll monitor from here. If she starts to run away or you’re in trouble, the rest will come after you.” He nodded to Banner. “Go get her.”
Banner nodded and hurried out of the room, his nervousness displayed on his face for all to see. “Where’s Thor?” Cap asked, looking around the room. “I thought—”
“I thought that it would be better if he didn’t get involved in this,” Fury interrupted. He nodded towards the monitors in the table top, and all of the Avengers, without Thor and Banner, at least, leaned forward to watch what happened.
I’m kind of surprised the team isn’t there, too, with Banner, just to watch his back.
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They’ll be joining him soon…
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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Hehehe…
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*throws another magazine at you*
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*aims with the bow*
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*ducks* Why are we having a battle, again?
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I do not know… Oh, because you threw a magazine at me?
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😛 I threw a magazine at you because it was Stark’s and I’m deliberately annoying him. >:-D
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Aw, poor Stark. *turns to him* Want to go play Galaga?
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😛 I just like to tease him, sometimes… he said that plaid pants were not a superpower :’-(
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Um *cough*they’renot*cough* *grabs frying pan to protect self*
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HEY!
Kevin says they are, so they are! 😛
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Who is this *cough*strange*cough* Kevin? 😀
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You do not know Kevin? Wow, your life is sad. 😛
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I may know him and just be lost…
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3! 2! 1! PENGUINS!
Remember now? 😛
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OHMIGRAVY YES!!!!! 😀 Yep, I was lost just a bit… now I’m found…
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X-P Anyway, the news according to Kevin is that Plaid Pants is a superpower. 😛
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Well then. I’m not sure he’s a reliable source…
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But it SHOULD be. 😛
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Only if duck tape and crocheting are…
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I don’t care what anyone says. Crocheting IS. 😛 And duct tape is amazing stuff. 😛
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Crocheting is awesome. When I have time. 😉 Duct tape is okay as long as you don’t get it stuck to itself in the wrong places. 😉
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Time is essential… 😦
And that’s true too. 😛 It has a light side and a dark side and it binds the Galaxy together. I think it counts as a superpower. 😛
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I can do a lot of crocheting if I have a lot of time. 😉
Hm, sounds like a story… maybe a Star Wars parody… 😉
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😛 Yeah, it sort of is. “Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the galaxy together.” Best Star Wars joke in existence. 😛
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That would make a good quote in a book, too.
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Yeah…. but mostly for contemporary fiction 😛
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Yep. Might date it a little, too.
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No, as far as I’m concerned, bar Disney putting a copyright on the joke, it’s pretty much eternal. ;-P
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😉 As long as Star Wars endures, at least…
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Oh, come on! Star Wars isn’t going to die any time soon. 😛
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Well, maybe years in the future. But I’m not sure it will. 😉
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😛 There are just too many SW fans, I can’t really see it dying out as a fandom.
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Yep, probably not. 😉
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😉
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